...socks. Yes, the mysterious parcel that caused me to devolve into a puddle of panic (I had some very 'out there' ideas as to the contents of the parcel, all of which I am too embarrassed to confess) was...socks. These socks to be precise!
And what's even more ironic? They aren't for me! They were sent by a distant family member for another family member. *heads desk*
On a completely different note, my thoughts are with everyone in the path of Hurricane Irene.